Another Rant

Another thing I have to rant on is this person. He claims that woman who die their hair unnatural colors are deranged. On Twitter Alexander J.A Cortes says "Unnatural hair colors in woman are a warning signal to stay away. It's an example Aposematism-the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxcity and lethality." SO WHAT?! US GUYS WHO DIE OUR HAIR UNNATURAL HAIR COLORS ARE NORMAL BUT WHEN A LADY DOES IT IT'S DERANGED?! >:( 

"Animals like poison arrow frogs, venomouus snakes, they have bright colors and it lets other animals know to stay away from messing with them. When you see a woman with red blue green purple rainbow hair, its a sign of mental illness and derangement." DO NOT SAY THAT! THAT'S MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE MENTAL ILLNESSES. FIRST OFF THEIR ARE MANY TYPES OF MENTAL ILLNESSES! First Clincal Depression. The Signs of Clinical Depression are: anxiety, apathy, general discontent, guilt, hopelessness, loss of interest, loss of pleasure in activities, mood swings, sadness, agitation, excessive crying, irritability, restlessness, social isolation, early awakening, excess sleepiness, insomnia, restless sleep, excessive hunger, fatique, loss of appetite, lack of concentation, slowness in activity, thoughts of suicide, weight gain, weight loss, poor appetite, and repeatedly going over thoughts.

Next we have Anxiety Disorder. The signs of anxiety disorder are:  Hypervigilance, irritability, restlessness, lack of concentration, racing thoughts, unwanted thoughts, fatique, sweating, anxiety, excessive worry, fear, feeling of impending doom, insomnia, nausea, palpitations, and trembling.

Up next we have, Bipolar Disorder. The signs of Bipolar disorder are: anger, anxiety, apathy, apprehension, elevated mood, euphoria, general discontent, guilt, hopelessness, loss of interest, loss of pleasure in activities, mood swings, sadness, aggression, agitation, crying, disorganized behavior, excess desire for sex, hyperactivity, impulsivity, irritability, restlessness, risk taking behaviors, self-harm, delusion, false belief of superiority, lack of concentration, racing thoughts, slowness in activity, unwanted thoughts, agitated depression, depression, manic episode, paranoia, weight gain, weight loss, difficulty falling asleep, excess sleepiness, fatigue, and rapid and frenzied speaking.

Next we go onto, Dementia. The signs of Dementia are: confusion in the evening hours, disorientation, inability to recognize common things, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, memory loss, mental confusion, mental decline, irritability, lack of restraint, personality changes, restlessness, wandering and getting lost, anxiety, loneliness, mood swings, nervousness, depression, hallucination, paranoia, inability to combine muscle movements, unsteady walking, falling, jumpled speech, or sleep disorder.

Next is, ADD/ADHD. The signs of ADD/ADHD are: Aggression, excitability, fidgeting, hyperactivity, impulsivity, irritability, lack of restraint, persistent repition of words or actions, absent-mindedness, difficulty focusing, forgetfulness, problem paying attention, short attention span, anger, anxiety, boredom, excitement, mood swings, depression, and learning disability.

Onto Schizophrenia. The signs of Schizophrenia are: Aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, disorganized behavior, excitability, hostility, lack of restraint, repetitive movements, self-harm, social isolation, amnesia, belief that an ordinary event has special and personal meaning, belief that thoughts aren't one's own, delusion, disorientation, false belief of superiority, memory loss, mental confusion, slowness in activity, thought disorder, anger, anxiety, apathy, elevated mood, feeling detached from self, general discontent, inappropriate emotional response, loss of interest or pleasure in activities, depression, fear, hallucination, hearing voices, paranoia, persecutory delusion, religious delusion, circumstantial speech, incoherent speech, rapid and frenzied speaking, speech disorder, fatigue, impaired motor coordination, and lack of emotional response.

Next we have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. The signs of Obsessive Compulsive Behavior are: Agitation, compulsive behavior, compulsive hoarding, hypervigilance, impulsivity, meaningless repition of own words, persistent repetition of words or actions, repetitive movements, ritualistic behavior, social isolation, anxiety, apprehension, guilt, panic attack, depression, fear, food aversion, nightmares, and repeatedly going over thoughts.

Next we have autism, now Alexis (my girlfriend) and I both have autism. The signs of autism are: Compulsive behavior, impulsivity, inappropriate social interaction, persistent repetition of words or actions, poor eye contact, repetitive movements, self-harm, learning disability, speech delay in a child, intense interest in a limited number of things, problem paying attention, depression, unaware of others' emotions, anxiety, change in voice, sensitivity to sound, and tic.

Finally we have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. The signs of Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder are: Agitation, hostility, hypervigilance, irritability, self-destructive behavior, social isolation, fear, flashback, mistrust, severe anxiety, guilt, loneliness, loss of interest or pleasure in activities, insomnia, nightmares, emotional detachment, and unwanted thoughts.

Do you see unnatural hair colors in any of those signs? NO! That's because females dying their hair unnatural colors is normal as well as us doing it! Someone on reddit called Donut13Wolf said this 3 years ago: "My friend has a normal haircut, a little past the chin, and has dyed hair. She's perfectly fine." Next time you want to prove something, please do some research. Alexis wants to dye her hair purple and I'm completely fine with it. I love her.

Mr. Alexander J.A Cortes goes on saying "Think of Harley Quinn. Obviously shes more attractive than your typical unnaturally hair colored SJW chick. But would you want to date this girl? She's literally homicidal." Dude! Not all SJW's have unnatural hair colors and not all females with unnatural hair colors are SJW's. Also that a freaking movie character! She's from Suicide freaking Squad!

Then he says "You gentleman want an obvious example of a redflag? It doesnt get more obvious than that."  *Facepalms myself* I am a gentleman but I don't care if Alexis dies her hair any color. She would look beautiful as she does now.

He goes on saying "This said, lots of women dye their hair, and theres nothing wrong with that, so long as its a natural color. And not Manhater blue or Ihaveamentaldisease pink." DO NOT FREAKING MAKE FUN OF MENTAL DISEASES! I HATE THAT!

He goes on saying "Or my favorite, the RAINBOW hair. Which you can guarantee she'll have a therapist and multiple psychiatric drug prescriptions. Again, see Harley Quinn example." ALEXIS'S MOM AND SISTER DIES THEIR HAIR AND THEY DON'T HAVE A THERAPIST AND MULTIPLE PSYCHIATRIC DRUG PRESCRIPTIONS!

Then he says "and When a seemingly stable female suddenly dies her hair crazy colors, she's grappling with some immense inner turmoil and upheavel, the crazy has taken over. Stay away young kings." *Smacks you*

Then he says "I expect the Toxic Thottery to come out in full force this one. Pay attention to the behavior of these succubus's and she-devils gentlemen. It will be a lesson for you in what to avoid dating and never reproduce with." Your not the freaking boss of me!

Then he says "Get on the email list gentlemen. Today I'll be talking about how to recognize and avoid obvious red flags of the TOXIC THOTTERY. And how to recognize Quality Women." *Growls*

Some people replied to him. Mav says: "Its just a color. I can say that Ive recovered from rainbowhairitis and lived to tell the tales. What you should do is stay away from anyone whos running w a knife. Thats shi* is wild." I praise her.

Lydia says: "Well if my pink hair keeps people like you away from me, I'm 100% glad to keep it." Thank you Lydia. Also you look beautiful with pink hair.

Rhi says in reply to Mav: "Lmaooo. Love this reply. Also, I went to twitchcon two years ago and had galaxy hair... street preacher accused me of practicing witchcraft and I'd never felt so accomplished. (insert devil horns emoji here) "I'm married and have yet to "have mental disease on my husband"." Preach it girl!

Lil cat boi said: "I love manhater blue its my favorite shade." I love you.

Idiot Baby said: "Ihaveamentalillnesspink is my favorite color I've ever had my hair :)))" Lol.

Jon Ash said: "Colored women arre poisonous? Lmao. Okay think that." :)

Cxnt said: "Well I'm glad I dye my hair because it keeps f****** like you away. I've had every color under the sun but seriously having blonde hair (what I have now) is so boring. I can't wait to go blue and green." Your hair should look like Earth colors.

Lucifer said: "So what you're saying is that all men are predators and that women should avoid us at all costs. Incels are so cute when they think they're smart." Agreed.

Bijou said: "BEWARE: POISONOUS B***** CROSSING." PREACH IT GIRL!

Crommunist says: "Be honest dude: the replies in this thread are the most attention you've had from women since the judge told you to stay at least 50 feet away from Hot Topic, isn't it?" True.

GOTV 2020 & Save Democracy said: "Wow you got dropped a lot as an infant."  On the head?

Alisha said: "I love my purple hair, eff you." Well spoken girl.

Val said: "Nah u just a little b****." I agree.

Hannah Davis said: "Hi, actual biologist here: having the resources to colour your hair should, if anything, flag you as a MORE valuable mate. Obviously individual tastes will vary, as will fashions, but there's a reason why colouring the hair/face/body has been A Thing throughout human history! One possible reason why it is less powerful a signal than it used to be may be because hair dye has become so cheap and readily available: poor people can get it too, so it no longer means "I have the wealth to acquire rare pigments/wigs by the best wig makers/etc." But honestly, it's best not to read too much into it. Fashions (and what is considered attractive in a man or woman) change so much from culture to culture and from decade to decade.  Also the idea that colourful hair is anything close to aposematism? Just no." Agreed.

Alexandra Erin said: "Congratulations, you are the 1,000,000th guy to uncritically present this load of garbage like it's 1) true and 2) an original thought. To claim your prize, please stay away. The real reasons dudes like A.J.A. here see brightly colored hair as a warning sign is: it's a signal that the woman dresses and presents herself to the world *for herself* and not to win the approval of dudes like this. The warning sign is not that she is "toxic" or "deranged", it's that she's not going to be amenable to negging and other pressure tactics and that she doesn't care what the dude thinks." Preach it Alexandra.

HeyKnolly said: "GoF***YourselfPink." Lul.

Tiffany Willis said: "I had green hair in my engagement photos, and pink hair at my wedding, but somehow my husband still managed to marry me." YOU GO GIRL!

Winstar said: "I see a ton of people on twitter with lots of hair colors and not a single negative or toxic in their feed. Also my wife colors her hair all the time loves everything." I agree Winstar.

NerdyInNOLA said: "Hi. Mental health professional here. Sorry but this is NOT true. While I can say with assurance that a sudden, drastic change in appearance of any kind can be a sign that *something* is going on, it's not a sign of what that something is. Meanwhile bright or pastel colors besides "hair color" can also be a sign of creativity, confidence, expressiveness, artistry, curiosity...any number of characteristics that just aren't about men or sex. Men can also have any color hair without giving you a private view of their soul." THANK YOU!

He posted it on Facebook too. Some redditors are talking about it. Redditor ErinktheWriter says: "BE RIGHT BACK, I'M GONNA DIE MY HAIR RAINBOW." YOU GO!

Also he should know that a not-so-famous band is called Toxic Thottery. I'm going to put definitions of both Thottery and Thot here. Warning: Some of these definitions are a bit gross.

Thottery: Definition 1: Engaging in thot activities.
2. Thots being thots, just doing their thing. For example boobs out, twerking, full face o' makeup, slug brows, tight clothes, and baring loads of skin even when it's freezing cold.
3.When ou don't condone any thottery (hoe related extra curricular activities) in the workplace or within your social circle in any way, shape of form.
4. A group, place, or website in which you can find all manner of thirsty men or women. A lottery of thots.
5.The practice/art of being a thot.
6. Dressing like a hooker and going out into public and basically acting like a hoe.

Thot: 1. What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves. An acronym for That Hoe Over There.
2. Be gone.
3. A hoe.
4. A girl who is unloyal and not to be trusted.
5. A girl who messes with lots of guys.
6. Cheats, sleeps around, is disloyal, claims to be in love to get someone in bed, love-em-and-leave-em, has lots of one-night stands, etc.